white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
I wish I wish
With all my heart
TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS
"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."
to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now
you are a 20 year old male
Hey editor, I’m undeniable. Hey doctor, I’m certifiable. (x)
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them