foboffical:

for carcrashminds

TRICK STUMP

foboffical:

for carcrashminds

TRICK STUMP

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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repeals:

"Tumblr is literally all my thoughts i never say combined onto a dashboard."

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

  • I
  • AM
  • YOUR
  • MOTHER
  • NOW

bitchpuddinq:

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

*sees a dog* *gasps loudly*

syzigical:

Dimitri you cruel person.

Hey editor, I’m undeniable. Hey doctor, I’m certifiable. (x)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

waverace64:

finally a decent tumblr update

waverace64:

finally a decent tumblr update

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